We do Stationery. We do Humour. And we don’t do boring.

Put some sarcasm in your stationery

Clean Humour Planners, Notebooks, and Diaries, for your weird sense of humour

Meet The Unhelpful Mini Project Planner

A slim, A5 project tracker designed to help you organise all your brilliant, chaotic, half-finished projects.
From craft projects, to home renovations, garden plans, or business projects, your projects won’t finish themselves, but at least now you’ll remember they exist.

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The unhelpful mini project planner. A5 mini project planner black cover mock up image.

Photo of two copies The Unhelpful Mini Project Planner. light and dark cover editions, Saddle Stitched book laying on a table

Photo of The Unhelpful Mini Project Planner Saddle Stitched book laying open on a table

Uncommon Daily Organiser Light Hardcover Product Image

Embrace the humour, fight the choas

Brighten your day and keep yourself organised with our Uncommon Daily Organiser.
90 dateless entries and a flexible design for you to use however suits your fancy. Check it out today!

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Funny Posts and other things

17 Funny Unenthusiastic Sayings For People Struggling Through Life Right Now

Sometimes in life there are times when even the low bar feels too high to…

Funny sarcastic quote "Will it be easy? No. But will it be worth it? Probably not."

21 Reasons Why You Should Quit While You’re Ahead

Do you have a dream you’re trying to achieve? A project you’re trying to finish?…

distorted realistic style art image of woman underwater

Is there such a thing as a bad personality?

The Psychological field of personality studies is something I find fascinating, and is a topic…

Funny sarcastic inspirational quote "Don't rush your life isn't going anywhere" on pretty landscape image of hills and a sunset.

19 funny sayings: Start your day right with Inspirational sarcasm

Need some Monday motivation? Need some funny inspiration? Looking for some pretty posters to stick…

Cartoon stick figure graphic of two people, one is enthusiastic and the other has a lack of enthusiasm

I hate Enthusiasm. Is it really for every one?

Understanding your lack of enthusiasm: What is enthusiasm? And why do some of us have…

Funny motivational sarcastic saying "Don't be optimistic, it's annoying"

15 sarcastic sayings to make you laugh at work

Brighten up your workday with some good old fashioned sarcasm. Some days you just feel…

Photo of The 2026 Sarcastic Calendar cover "2026 your days are numbered"

The Uninspirational Weekly Diary mock up images light and dark skull cover "There's nothing you can do about it"

Mock up image of Undated hardcover diary sitting on a desk. Black mat cover "There's nothing you can do about it" Uninspirational Weekly Diary

Image of set of Pastel coloured notebooks, funny uninspirational journals to make you laugh.

Unmotivating Project Planner Hardcover Light Product Image

Uncommon Daily Organiser coil bound dark blue cover

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Clean humour stationery for homes and workplaces

But Why?

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Clean

While we love a witty saying, sarcastic jibe or the occasional insult, we also like our humour to be clean and good for work. No crude jokes or swearing here.

funny

Here at Soap and Sarcasm, we firmly believe that the best approach to dealing with life is to laugh at it. We design our products to help you do just that.

functional

Every body uses their stationery differently, so we try our best to design products that are functional and flexible. So you can use them however you like.

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We are on amazon!

A selection of our products are available on other sites like Amazon for those who live outside of Australia. Check them out by clicking the links below

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From Our mostly Happy Customers

Everything about Soap & Sarcasm is fantastic. Trust me, I would know…

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HAVE QUESTIONS?

Who designs our products?

We do! As much as possible our products are designed by us, Soap and Sarcasm. Humour included. You’re welcome.

Where do we ship to?

We do not ship internationally. At this stage we only sell and ship within Australia.

How are our products printed?

Since we are a very small operation, we cannot manufacture, store or distribute our goods ourselves. We create the designs, then use Print On Demand companies like Printify, and Lulu, to print and ship the products directly to you.

How long does shipping take?

Because our products are manufactured and distributed by several different companies, shipping times vary between products. However because our products are all printed after purchase, shipping times tend to be long. Between 2-4 weeks on average, depending on where you live, and how much you’ve ordered. We appreciate this can be a long time, unfortunately there’s nothing we can do about it. Good things come to those who wait…

What if something goes wrong?

Because our products are all printed and shipped by other companies, we cannot 100% guarantee that everything will be fine. If there has been a mistake in printing or your order was damaged in shipping, you will be the first to know. We suggest checking your products when they arrive, and if something is wrong feel free to contact us, and we’ll see what we can do.

I’ve heard you’re on Amazon?

Yes indeed we are! A selection of our products are now available on Amazon if you wish to purchase there, or are outside of Australia.
If you wish to check out our products on Amazon, they are available here.

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